I’ve always been an open book, so I don’t have many confessions left to make.
But I do have one oddly specific admission:
Since becoming a mom at 20, I have not gone to the bathroom alone.
Not once.
Not for a single uninterrupted moment.
If it wasn’t a toddler wandering in to chat, it was a kid sitting on the edge of the tub to tell me a story. And now that my kids are older?
My dogs have proudly taken over the tradition.
I’m 47, and apparently the bathroom is still the most popular room in the house.
So today, I want to see if I’m alone in this… or if this is just universal mom life.
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📸 Submit Your Photo: Who Guards Your Bathroom?
Do your pets follow you into the bathroom like it’s their job?
Do they sit. Stare. Supervise. Judge.
Do they push the door open like they pay the mortgage?
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Drop a picture in the comments of your dog, cat, or other furry friend who refuses to let you pee in peace.
Funny, cute, chaotic — all welcome.
I’ll feature a few of my favorites in a follow‑up post called
“Bathroom Bodyguards: A Gallery of Uninvited Guests.”
Because if we can’t laugh about this stage of life, what are we even doing?
~🍯Honey